riddlemetom:

I finally saw tfios!

as a swede the swedish hip hop song scene was hilarious

are they aware the song starts off with "on my way to a pandora-chick with a clitoris like a dick on steroids"?

and van houten just sits there listening like it’s some masterpiece

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"That’s why I like you. Do you realize how rare it is to come across a hot girl who creates an adjectival version of the word pedophile? You are so busy being you that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are.”

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elevens-fez:

the sass is strong in this one

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pros of the tfios movie: good casting, true to the story, got the intended point across, made me laugh, made me cry
cons of the tfios movie: did not include the line "hump the moist cave wall"
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The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves.
      — a quote from Shakespeare that needed to be in the tfios movie for the title to make any sense at all (via demigods-one-in-particular)

fishingboatproceeds:

HIGHLIGHT OF MY LIFE.

"When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.” 

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“There are infinite numbers between 0 and 1. There’s .1 and .12 and .112 and an infinite collection of others. Of course, there is a bigger infinite set of numbers between 0 and 2, or between 0 and a million. Some infinities are bigger than other infinities. A writer we used to like taught us that. There are days, many of them, when I resent the size of my unbounded set. I want more numbers than I’m likely to get, and God, I want more numbers for Augustus Waters than he got. But, Gus, my love, I cannot tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity. I wouldn’t trade it for the world. You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I’m grateful.”

TFIOS preview screening and other Stockholm adventures

(If you didn’t read my last post on the subject, bowtieblackbird (Magda) had an extra ticket for an early TFIOS screening and was kind enough to give it to me.)

I had the most incredible time in Stockholm today! The day started out kinda weird, I had to run to the bus stop, and the running lead to major asthma issues but I managed to catch the bus and took my medication (though I struggled) but for the full ride I was sweating and trying to catch my breath all while trying to cough up my lungs.

The bus to Stockholm got caught in traffic which was hella stressful and for some reason this always happen when I take the bus and I always forget about it and ugh.

When I was finally off the bus, I had to try finding Magda , but I didn’t know what she looked like at all so I was slightly confused haha but I’d told her I would wear my fjällräven jacket so she found me and all was good.

Then we rushed to the cinema and met up with her friends and I felt a bit lost and out of place for a second but it worked out great.

about the movie: I don’t like it when people say anything about movies in advance so I’m just going to say that I was satisfied and I cried (and laughed) (and laughed when other people cried because my brain got confused)

okay actually I have to write about one thing (tiny spoiler if you haven’t read the book I guess?)

everyone in the theatre laughed the hardest at the Swedish hip hop thing and at the “who the hell speaks Swedish?” and it was so wonderful and everything I wanted in life (and SO WEIRD TO HEAR SWEDISH for like a minute or so).

After the movie we went to eat tacos and talked about the movie and other things, and they ended up telling me what school they go to and it was the same as my cousin goes to, and apparently they’re in the /same class/ and it was weird but cool and they saw the resemblance and it was a lot of fun.

I don’t know, we talked about a lot of things and it was great!

I’m writing this on the train back home and I’m exhausted even though I’ve only been away for… six hours. okay that’s a while so I’m allowed to be exhausted. it’s not every day I hang out with completely new people (except I follow Magda)

oh, one of them (i’m hopeless with names ugh) either followed me or knew about my tumblr/me and that was pretty weird but cool. but like, not too weird since she might’ve seen my URL on magda’s blog at some point idk.

okay I’m going to listen to music and stare at trees now so this is the end of my story! x

(and now i’m home in bed with chocolate milk and aching feet good grief)

Apparently I’m going to the sneak preview of TFIOS in Stockholm, since bowtieblackbird and her friends has a ticket to spare and !!!!!

so excited!!!

also, after this I am not allowed to plan any trips to Stockholm before my trip to Greece in three weeks, since I now have three different trips there. (TFIOS, Nerdfighter gathering and the Circle filming!)